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wow i truly adore carbohydrates

9:02 pm • 15 January 2019 • 83 notes

toastpotent:
tilthat:
TIL the split gill mushroom has over 23,328 distinct sexes, but they can’t all successfully mate with one another. Each sex can only be fertile with 22,960 other sexes.
via reddit.com
nice try sjws but there are only 23,328 genders
shoutout to the roughly ~368 gay sexualities each mushroom gender can practice

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8:35 pm • 15 January 2019 • 13,590 notes

Anonymous asked: You are one hot potato! Lookin all handsome as heck!

7:51 pm • 15 January 2019 • 2 notes

Is this a good look for meeting a guy off Grindr?

6:49 pm • 15 January 2019 • 12 notes

sovietnam:

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5:54 pm • 15 January 2019 • 39,406 notes

moldgrowth:

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5:51 pm • 15 January 2019 • 8 notes

shrinerave:

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5:51 pm • 15 January 2019 • 23,306 notes

moldgrowth:

Hi all, I think this is a good time to link my society6, where you can find all these as prints and various other products. More will be added soon. Please consider supporting my art and helping me keep the heat on!
I can also do commissions. Message me and we can work something out!
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2:26 pm • 15 January 2019 • 8 notes

What if I let one of these old fucks be my sugar d*ddy? I’m almost that desperate for extra money and I’m feeling impulsive and flighty

1:54 pm • 15 January 2019

Hi all, I think this is a good time to link my society6, where you can find all these as prints and various other products. More will be added soon. Please consider supporting my art and helping me keep the heat on!

I can also do commissions. Message me and we can work something out!

https://www.society6.com/m0ld

10:45 am • 15 January 2019 • 8 notes

Self destructive urges to sleep with creepy strangers, what the fuck.

9:06 am • 15 January 2019

slimegargoyle:

slimegargoyle:
very few good points have ever concluded with “lmao”
damn I played myself

8:05 pm • 14 January 2019 • 84 notes

I feel like taking risks lately just out of boredom

7:33 pm • 14 January 2019

moldgrowth:

7:23 pm • 14 January 2019 • 23 notes

eclogues:

existential-bird:
eclogues:
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
do you understand what singlehandedly means?
no. do u smoke weed?

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7:22 pm • 14 January 2019 • 69,301 notes